The storm isn’t just a weather event – it’s a prison.

In this episode, the Planar Detective Agency breaches the metaphysical wall and enters the Eye of the Storm. Inside, reality fractures as they encounter a fallen Vaati, a colossal entity trapped in the memories of an ancient war, who warns that the power they seek demands a terrible sacrifice.

Plunging deep into the funnel of the cyclone, the party must navigate the raw Elemental Chaos—a realm where magma freezes, stone boils, and gravity is a suggestion. Relying on quick wits, teleportation stones, and a “vaginal coil” (don’t ask), they fight their way to the Crucible of First Motion.

Content Warnings: Adult language, adult humour, fantasy violence, claustrophobia, restraint, peril, heights.

Cast:

• Matt Isbell as the Game Master
• Danny Hodge as Lex Ordo
• Dave Ricks as Jewel of Shadows
• Steve Miller as Suriliomenorvisanti Eshkobek Dravid Xavi (Suri)
• Bodhi Kambouris as Edgious ‘Bones’ Jones

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